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A woman came into the store today and brought a jacket up to the counter and said, “I bought this jacket last week! This jacket! And the clerk forgot to give it to me and I must have been in a hurry and I walked out of the store without it! And I lost my receipt. Can you give it to me now?”

Wow nice try old lady

Good effort.

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