March 2012
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miscellaniac replied to your post: How weird would it be to have your face be on a…
You’d have to fight that Asian girl for the Tagalong box, she’s been on there for like fifteen years.
Dude I know
I’ve been glaring at her from across the room for like ten minutes.
I’m going to be the next big cookie box model, look out world.
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How weird would it be to have your face be on a box of girl scout cookies
Pretty weird
I wonder if those girls were actually girl scouts or just girl scout cookie box models.
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February 2012
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My phone must think I’m incapable of love because it keeps autocorrecting it to “lob”
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We got these rings in at work and my boss told my coworker to make a sign that said “Oval Rings,” but she tried to write it all fancy with curls on the ends of the letters so it ended up looking like “Oral Rings”
We had like twenty customers that day who looked appalled at our display and asked, “Wh-what are oral rings?! Isn’t this a kid’s...
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Hm this was saved on my desktop.
The file is named “hapihyp shtars”
I don’t remember drawing this but wow I am an artist
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My brother comes home after hanging out with his friends and says, “Ugh Valerie my friends keep talking about how hot you are and they’re annoying me so can you like cut it out???”
Yeah sure no problem
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There was this girl in my class once and I complimented her earrings and she didn’t even turn around to look at me, she just said, “Thanks I stole them from Old Navy” and walked away.
Wh
Wha
Okay.
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My brother spouts nonsense when he plays video games and I can't stop laughing
My brother: Valerie, call me "Brandon, the Conqueror of All"
Me: Okay.
My brother: Quit with the monkey business Valerie this is really getting out of hand.
Me: Okay.
My brother: (singing) Vaallerrriie is a sttuuupppiiiddddd!
Me: Hey that's really good, we should start a band.
My brother: Shut up Valerie, you're adopted.
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A woman came into the store today and brought a jacket up to the counter and said, “I bought this jacket last week! This jacket! And the clerk forgot to give it to me and I must have been in a hurry and I walked out of the store without it! And I lost my receipt. Can you give it to me now?”
Wow nice try old lady
Good effort.
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Lately I’ve been so socially exhausted that I don’t even want to socialize on the internet? Does that make sense?
People, man
They wear you out
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I was cat called in the parking lot today and then I realized that the perpetrators were four guys in the car parked right next to mine.
Looking back I probably should have been a little more uncomfortable about the situation, but I was just cracking up as they moaned obscene sexual things at me while I got out my keys.
God I just have the hardest time taking stuff like that seriously.
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